20 Best Excuses for Not Practicing

1. My dog ate my assignment
2. I broke a guitar string
3. My guitar was out of tune
4. My dad kept playing my guitar
5. We had company over
6. It was spring break and you told me I didn't have to practice anything (uh huh...suuuure)
7. I lost my guitar
8. Mom didn't plug my guitar in
9. You don't grade me, so why should I practice
10. I had to go to the dentist 3 times yesterday
11. I got a new toy and I wanted to play with it instead
12. I'm not feeling very good (Fake cough)
13. I ordered something off the computer and am waiting for it to come in the mail
14. My mom washed my lesson books
15. I stubbed my toe
16. I practiced in my head
17. We had to put the guitar in another room because of remodeling
18. I had to get long nails for prom
19. My brother who has chicken pox touched my guitar
20. The cheese was shaped like a fish! WHAT!