10 Funny Guitar Jokes

Q: How do you get an electric guitarist to turn down his amp ?
A: Put a piece of sheet music in front of him.

Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It doesn't matter - bass players are never in the light anyway.

Q: What do you call two electric guitarists trying to play in unison?
A: Counterpoint.

Q: What do you call in "in-tune electric guitar"?
A: An oxymoron.

Q: What's the difference between a guitar player and a certificate of deposit?
A: The CD will eventually mature and make money.

Q: How do you get 2 electric guitar players to play in perfect unison ?
A: Shoot one of them.

Q: What's the difference between an Electric Guitar and an onion ?
A: No one cries when you cut up an Electric Guitar.

Q: What's the difference between a Electric Guitar and a trampoline ?
A: You remove your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Q: Why does an Electric Guitar Player leave his case on the dashboard ?
A: So he can park in the handicapped zone.

Q: How many Electric Guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Five. One to change it and four to discuss how Eric Clapton would have done it.